Glad I’m Long Past That

Wow. Can you imagine anything more humiliating?

On the upside, it seems unlikely that anyone would be hassled by their peers locally, unless they’re either really tall, or just… you know. 8 years old.

But on a national level…?

Funny that it’s only a $25 fine… if they’re that serious about this, then shouldn’t a child’s life be worth more than $25?

Plus: Check out the pic of the doc. Is that a face you would trust?

–LBD “Nytetrayn”

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