Coney Island Closey

Wow, this sucks. I never even got to go.

And aren’t they supposed to have really good hot dogs there? Or is the term “coney” for a hot dog and Coney Island unrelated?

Regardless, wow. This is one of those things I never thought would close.

…this also makes that one episode of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, where King Koopa took over Brooklyn, even more dated.

–LBD “Nytetrayn”

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