Sucks to be Dracula

It must really, really suck to be Dracula. You wake up after a hundred-year rest, and not five minutes later, there’s a damn Belmont knocking at your door.

Kajetokun’s (the “Over 9000” and “Guts Man’s Ass” guy, among others) latest has quite a bit of language going on, so be careful if you’re reading this from work or the family room or whatever. But it’s pretty funny, just the same.

–LBD “Nytetrayn”

David Oxford

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