David Oxford

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

By now, I think just about everyone is familiar with the Chuck Norris meme, which is largely a series of "facts" about the man which just get bigger and bigger than life itself, turning the actor into a sort of tall tale figure. Sort of a modern Paul Bunyan, only...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

The Coca-Cola “Happiness Machine”

"Have a Coke and a smile," the old slogan used to say. But this vending machine takes it to new heights: I wish the places around here had one like this. --LBD "Nytetrayn"

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

The Hunt for Tato Skins

Does anyone out there remember this commercial? And of course, there was this variant, from when they introduced barbecue flavored Tato Skins as well. I remember the chips rather fondly, as they were favorites of mine growing up. However, I noticed over the years that...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

Super Mario Collection Commercial

Oy, I should be doing better at updates than this. Hopefully I'll get two more up tonight. A friend of a friend of mine found the following commercial that I don't recall ever seeing before of Super Mario Collection: For those who didn't know, "Super Mario Collection"...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

DK = Driven Krazy

Okay, I don't know what the hell that was about, but I just finished a harrowing, brutal session of Donkey Kong '94. I did not know that Super NES games were capable of developing spiteful mean streaks, but here we are. It's crazy; I've beaten the game before with no...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

CollegeHumor Exposes Zordon

Hopefully this will make for my last Power Rangers post for a while; I don't like to stick to one subject too much, disregarding things like "video games" or "comic books" or "toys" as a single subject. Anyway, I don't know how long it took CollegeHumor to put this...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

MMPR’s Supervising Producer Speaks

Given the length of my thoughts and reactions to the first episodes of the new "re-envisioned" Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, I thought it might be best to give this its own space. Apparently, the Supervising Producer of these new "re-envisionings" has his own Twitter...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Generation 2

On Saturday, January 2nd, the new "reversioned" Mighty Morphin Power Rangers took to the airwaves. Didn't get to see it? Not terribly surprising; it seems that the skittlebrains at ABC air it at insanely different times in different markets, be it 11am or noon to as...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

The 25 Greatest Moments in TMNT History

The year 2009 has come to its inevitable end, and as we all know by now, so too has the end of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as we knew them come. As such, this marks the perfect time for looking back at the past 25 years of Turtle Power and deciding which moments...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

Burger King Ad Introduces the Bacon Double-Cheeseburger

It's difficult to imagine in this day and age that there was ever a time when bacon double-cheeseburgers were not a regular part of the menu in just about any fast food burger joint you can think of. And yet, it really wasn't all that long ago (relatively speaking)...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

Pac-Man 7UP Ad

I like 7UP, and I like Pac-Man. Seems that I would have been the perfect demographic for a commercial such as this at one time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skuAcMbG1HA Sadly, I don't remember it from growing up-- probably a bit before my time, if I had to guess by...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

Hogan Talks TNA, Brother

IGN has an interview with Hulk Hogan about his appearance on TNA Impact this Monday, which goes head-to-head with WWE Monday Night Raw. And whereas before, I was likely to ignore it... I'm actually kind of interested now. Well, brother, I'm going to do everything from...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Fan Movie Trailer

With Power Rangers going into its 18th year with enhanced reruns of the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, some feel that it's time for a reboot, not unlike numerous other series-- Transformers, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, G.I. Joe, and Teenage Mutant...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

Toku Heroes of 2009 Tribute

This was a heck of a year for Power Rangers, Super Sentai, and Kamen Rider, all part of the genre collectively known as tokusatsu. Here is a neat tribute someone on Topless Robot linked to, which pays homage to Disney's Power Rangers RPM, Adness' Kamen Rider Dragon...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

The Empire Strikes Back with a Laugh Track

This may just be one of the most messed-up things I've seen in quite some time, though it's safe for work: The way they really roar at the hand-chopping, the "I am your father" line, and the fall is just... well, as Topless Robot put it, "it's like you're watching the...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

Reflect on the Nintendo Fun Club Today!

Before there was Nintendo Power magazine, there was the Nintendo Fun Club newsletter. And much to my regret, that was before my time in becoming a lifelong video game hobbyist. Indeed, I came into the world of video game magazines with the first issue of Nintendo...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

The End of the Power Rangers

As of yesterday morning, the final new episode of Power Rangers aired. In a way, it was not spectacular; they wrapped up the Power Rangers RPM season, and while it did that quite well, the ending for the whole series feels rather bittersweet. I still remember when the...

The Source of Chuck Norris’s Notoriety?

Another Coca-Cola Christmas Commercial

Here's another commercial from Coke, and from just last year. Unfortunately, I'm not certain of where it originated, but it's a good one: Wow, what a gift for that dog. I bet he's happy. And I think that may wrap it up for tonight. I may post some more in the coming...