David Oxford

Sucks to be Dracula

Sucks to be Dracula

It must really, really suck to be Dracula. You wake up after a hundred-year rest, and not five minutes later, there's a damn Belmont knocking at your door. Kajetokun's (the "Over 9000" and "Guts Man's Ass" guy, among others) latest has quite a bit of language going...

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Whew!

I just finished another boss in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, and I feel worn out. I don't know what it is about the boss battles in that game, but they just seem like more tiresome affairs than in most other games I play. Anyone else have that problem? I don't...

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Robot Chicken: GoBots and GI Joe

I've been too lax in updating, I should change that. But I've just been so tired lately. I think cutting back on drinking Coke has affected my energy levels. Anyway, to get back on track, here's a double-dose of Robot Chicken. Sadly, they're still only airing reruns...

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Sonic: Unleashed; LBD: Annoyed

Got my copy of Sonic Unleashed, and... wow. Generally speaking, I was happy with it, until I reached the Tornado Quick-Time Event part. I've never played a QTE before, and now I'm glad-- talk about hitting a brick wall. Half the time, the button presses did nothing,...

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Doing Something About “Acts of God”

Now here is an interesting premise for a movie I would love to see: The Man Who Sued God. From Wikipedia: The Man Who Sued God is a 2001 Australian movie in which Billy Connolly plays Steve Myers, an ex-lawyer who sues God because his boat is struck by lightning, and...

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My Mistake

Just one more video; since I already brought you the first three parts, it would be remiss of me not to include the grand finale: --LBD "Nytetrayn"

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Home for the Holidayz

Ok, folks: Christmastime is around the corner, and this week, the Mrs. and I head deep down south to visit some family for the holidays, after what's been something of a rough year. With any luck, it'll be a good time-- I myself am bringing a full assortment of Wii...

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Nintendo Opens a Store within a Store… Again

Remember when Nintendo used to have those cool "store within a store" World of Nintendo setups? Those were the days... days I wish I had one of the signs from. Nonetheless, those days are back... sort of. If you live near or visit Times Square, that is. Yesterday,...

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IGN Be Hatin’ on Nintendo DS’ Online, Yo

IGN has added a new article to their DS section, titled Why Nintendo DS Sucks Online. Pretty much cuts right to the chase, that. In any case, it has some valid arguments. What do you think? I have to agree on it being tough to find a good match in some games, but I'm...

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Meet George Jetson… Again

Well, this is sort of disappointing. Earlier, I had devised a new goal: To create a screenplay for a live-action movie about The Jetsons. Why The Jetsons? It's a long story of sorts, but it came to me from another topic. Anyway, as I would have it, the story would be...