Commentary
As Regards Spoilification
Dec 5, 2005 | Commentary
I must say that I agree with today's Penny Arcade. Yes, spoilers suck. But there's also something of a statute of limitations on that stuff. Seventy-year-old movies seen the world over? Your own fault, I figure. Game that just came out yesterday? Their fault....
Strange.
Oct 15, 2005 | Commentary
So, XBox 360 is coming out soon. Media's talking about it, there are various magazines and buyer's guides in the stores now, sites are chattering about it... Feels sort of soon, somehow. It's weird. To me, XBox almost doesn't feel like a video game system, not a...
What WERE They Thinking?
Sep 24, 2005 | Commentary
I think it's cool that Mirage Studios/the official TMNT website host their own eBay auctions of old TMNT toys. But looking back... man, what were they thinking? That's what I like best about the new line: even the weird gimmicky stuff seems a bit more plausible, or...
How old do you think Mario is?
Sep 24, 2005 | Commentary, Video Games
Yeah, sure, we know that Super Mario Bros. just celebrated its 20th anniversary, but I'm not talking about that. I mean in-character. How old do you perceive Mario as being? It seems typically, whenever Mario has seen some sort of mainstream presence in the past, he's...
4chan amazes me sometimes.
Sep 7, 2005 | Commentary
Specifically, this bit of insight regarding Rockman Rockman on PSP: "I can't imagine this appealing to the people who bought a PSP for the "image". Which is to say 'most of them.'" It's actually a pretty good point. Also, regarding the level editor: "Multiplayer giant...
Be a Hero?
Apr 24, 2005 | Commentary
Sign in one of the elevators of our apartment building. Personally, every time I see this sign, I think to myself, "Bullshit." I really disagree with the notion that what they describe in these pictures is heroism, unsung or not. Seriously, since when is a...
So Sue Me
Apr 22, 2005 | Commentary
If you haven't read it already, Red's Trip Through Your Wires chapter 24 is up and waiting for you. I'm rather satisfied by it, as the missus gave a pretty damn good portrayal of my namesake in the piece. Better still, I can see my choice for the voice of this younger...
Mission Complete
Feb 15, 2005 | Commentary, Reviews
So, just this past Sunday at work, or rather, RIGHT before I had to start, I finally beat Mega Man X8, with Axl. On Normal, mind(I'd beaten it on Easy beforehand). Still have to see X and Zero's endings, but with the way I'm blowing through Hard, I don't expect it to...
More X8
Dec 31, 2004 | Commentary, Reviews
Let's see, more X8 thoughts. Because I have nothing else to write about, apparently. 1) I hate when video games, ANY video games, lecture you after the first time you do something. Examples of which are the following: a) The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past -...
Go Fig.
Dec 8, 2004 | Commentary
rom woekitten's journal... ....I still think the elevator to the moon is the most ridiculous thing CAPCOM has come up with for the X series. >> My reply is thus: The irony is astounding. So much science fiction, and one of the times they do something actually grounded...
Rescue Zeroes
Dec 7, 2004 | Commentary
Wow, can't believe how slow I am on this... I just noticed, in all the coverage of X8... it looks like you don't have to rescue Reploids anymore. This both thrills me, and disappoints me. It thrills me because frankly, ever since they went the MMZ1 route of "get the...
State of Mega Man
Dec 4, 2004 | Commentary
The sad truth, as it stands. We've become victims of our own popularity. Sort of. Erdrick wrote:Quote:I don't care how many polygons are tossed onto the screen, the underlying gameplay of X8 is beyond old, it's dead. Mega Man should advance. Since it has not, I find...
Mario On Crack… er, I Mean, “Ice”
Oct 25, 2004 | Commentary, Reviews, Tubin', Video Games
THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the definition of fucked up. Here's sort of a running play-by play commentary... ...Jason Bateman? Who the fuck? Alyssa Milano, though... wasn't she from Who's The Boss? Some other stuff, too, I hear. ...is that a computer monitor? With...
What a disappointment.
Oct 15, 2004 | Commentary, Reviews, Uncategorized
Just checked out the Garfield: The Movie DVD, and man, what a fucking disappointment... ...not the movie, mind, it's still good, I still love it. It's the DVD itself. In this day and age, this is just cheap bullshit. For bonuses, it has the usual commentary and...
Rina Aiuchi hates you, and so do I.
Oct 2, 2004 | Commentary
w00t! MegaMan X7 voices in English(under "Media")! Axl sounds boyish, perhaps a slight bit TOO much so. Still, it's comparable to Legends' MegaMan, who is about the same age. So it works. Zero's jarred the hell out of me. The grunts and oofs were good, but actually...
The BN Difference
Sep 2, 2004 | Commentary
Hmm. Know one thing that, in my view, makes Mega Man Battle Network, among other licenses in the genre, stand out from say, Mega Man Zero or Mega Man X? Despite the weird, off-the-wall world in which they live, where everything from the microwave to the doghouse is...
Simply Rotten
Aug 22, 2004 | Commentary, Reviews
I never knew that Rotten Tomatoes did game reviews. Red mentions the site often enough, but only for movies. Interesting to me, natch, are the Mega Man scores. X7 got an unbelievable 0%(60% and over constitutes a "fresh" tomato, just so you know. Yes, that's a good...
Looking Back…
Aug 16, 2004 | Commentary
Ever have something you enjoyed a lot once upon a time, but quit following for no particular reason come back, and suddenly you can't get enough? Well, it's been happening to me lately. And what it is, is just a little out of the ordinary, by my reckoning. It's not GI...
Thoughts on Mega Man Legends 2
Jul 31, 2004 | Commentary, Reviews
I've just gone through part of Elysium in Mega Man Legends 2. For the first time, actually, save for a few "feeling out" trips before. "What, you STILL haven't finished that?!" is what you're probably saying. Yes, it's true, but I've decided it's high time I went...
Mega Man X6: Revisited
Jul 23, 2004 | Commentary, Reviews
No big secret that I feel that Mega Man X6 is, or at least was at the time(given peoples' feelings on X7, both for good and bad), perhaps the worst title in the entire Mega Man X series. Now, I've been playing through the PS MM games recently... and I guess maybe I've...
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